Word of the day.

Saturday's soon arrived, and this must be forfilled.
So for tomorrow the word shall be "conk". Now I seriously suggest adapting this one into your every day speech, it kicks ass.

Conk-To stop functioning; fail: The engine conked out on the final lap.

        -To fall asleep, especially suddenly or heavily: conked out on the couch watching television.

        -To pass out; faint.

        -To die.

        -The head 

       -A blow, especially to the head.

 

There are many phrases that incorperate this word. Here's a couple I enjoy.

Conk off-To fall asleep

Conk out-Stop working/fail suddenly

As you've probably noticed, it has a reasonably broad range of meanings, which means that, like other words of the sort, you can make kick-arsed sentences, I suggest you use this technique often.

"He conked him on the conk, and he conked, or perhaps he just conked off, we'll never know."

"He hit him upside the head, and he died, or perhaps he just fell asleep, we'll never know."

 

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