The apocalypse is nigh.

You kiddies better be freaking scared. Why you may ask, well I'll tell you.
The one horned, one eyed, flying purple people eater is out to get us. because it's sadistic, and we're people.
And he plays rock 'n' roll music through the horn on his head.

But fear not my young ones, for I will offer you my shelter, and together, under my protection, we will reign.

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