A'ight, I'm finally in the mood to be doing this again. Finally.
T'is a quicky though, I wish to go to bed, and the whatnot.
Defloration - Don't think lowly of me for the word, it's got a good ring to it, and can be used humourously in many fashions. T'is simply the taking of ones virginity, so all you hip kids can now say "He deflorated her." instead of "He stole her virginity.", t'is fancier and suck.
It should never be taken anyway, it should be given. "she gave him her floration" would that work??
ReplyDeleteHow do you give someone their virginity?
ReplyDeleteas you are so astute I'll assume you are just being facetious and that you really Do know it's a special gift to be given out of love. It's not a gift of love if you take it rather than accept it when it is offered.
ReplyDeleteIf I was to treat serious situations seriously, life would be a touch more depressing. Not saying my jerkism on such subjects makes other people happy. Just saying it may distract me from how monotonous and annoyingly dramatic the world is. Don't take it personally.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your vocabulary is to die for, We should marry. <3